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jordantask t1_iw1fj9b wrote
Reply to comment by Riegel_Haribo in Police in Arizona warn against buying owls from strangers while on drugs by Gordopolis
Yeah, that headline is….
(••) ( ••)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)
A real hoot!
I’ll see myself out.
jordantask t1_ivanezx wrote
Reply to comment by KarateKid72 in At a baby CPR class. by DonkeyHair
Freezer bags work.
jordantask t1_ivanaew wrote
Reply to comment by LeeroyM in At a baby CPR class. by DonkeyHair
The Heimlich is a problem tho. Small arms.
jordantask t1_iv598qk wrote
Reply to comment by FantasticFunKarma in Has PTSD due to trauma and/or violence affected humans for centuries or is this a more recent phenomenon? Have there always been long-term effects when an individual experiences trauma and/or violence? by shooflydont
It’s actually kind of logical when you think of it.
In the past, interpersonal violence was direct, “in your face,” close quarters violence that involved sticking a sharp pointed object into the body of a resisting person. It’s not that easy to swing a melee weapon around, particularly for long periods. Also, military bows could be quite taxing to wield as well, with draw weights above 100lb.
jordantask t1_iv1ae50 wrote
Reply to comment by Le_Garcon in The company WHAM-O (known for producing toys) also had an extremely limited run of firearms under the brand name WAMO by Doobliheim
No, the myth was that Mattel was making M-16s. They were not. They were, in point of fact, making the pistol grip of the rifle.
jordantask t1_iv09cbs wrote
Reply to The company WHAM-O (known for producing toys) also had an extremely limited run of firearms under the brand name WAMO by Doobliheim
You would be surprised how many companies you know of have been involved in the production of weapons.
Once upon a time Mattel produced plastic parts for the M-16 family of rifles at a factory in China.
jordantask t1_iu18paj wrote
Reply to comment by Zombie_John_Strachan in A council worker is digging holes, while another worker immediately fills them in. by EndersGame_Reviewer
A man is in a pub. He places his empty glass on the bar and says “I bet you $500 I can piss in that cup from all the way over here and not spill a drop.”
“You’re on!” Says the bartender. So the man unzips and begins urinating everywhere. He’s pissing on the floor, he’s pissing on the bar, he’s pissing on the furniture, he’s pissing in other people’s drinks, he’s pissing on the other customers.
When he’s done, he pulls out 5 $100 bills and hands them to the bartender while laughing hilariously.
“What’s so funny?” Asks the barkeep, “you just lost $500!”
The man gestures to another man beside him and says “Yeah but I just bet him 10 grand I could piss all over the place and you wouldn’t be mad.”
jordantask t1_iteqa6i wrote
Reply to just a bro hugging a bro by nsfwdailyy
I love you tiger!
I love you too food!
jordantask t1_isukcxj wrote
Reply to Man tasked to preserve Japan’s oldest washroom ends up crashing car into it by Master_McKnowledge
Well that stinks. Talk about shitty driving.
jordantask t1_ispugfw wrote
Reply to comment by Oscarcharliezulu in Hong Kong protester dragged into Manchester Chinese consulate grounds and beaten up by AlxIp
China LOVES opinions!
The CCP is fabulous is an opinion.
China is the greatest country on earth and can do no wrong is an opinion.
Hong Kong and Taiwan are part of China is an opinion.
jordantask t1_irz9a9n wrote
Reply to comment by 70sbananatits in Judge encourages Tyrone sex offender to find wife and start a family by TheSenateRises
All the Chads.
All. The. Chads.
jordantask t1_irxypu4 wrote
Reply to comment by Add32 in The Philosophical Underpinning of “War Crimes” Statutes by ADefiniteDescription
I would argue that this kind of exercise is not intended for the Putins of the world but rather those who actually do the fighting. If we can convince them to be more disciplined and moral we might limit war crimes and violence against civilians.
There will be wars as long as Putins exist, but soldiers can nullify the worst of their effects by just refusing to participate in war crimes.
jordantask t1_irxyb1h wrote
Reply to comment by glass_superman in The Philosophical Underpinning of “War Crimes” Statutes by ADefiniteDescription
The people who give the orders will learn nothing but the people fighting the war might be able to.
jordantask t1_irxxpey wrote
Reply to comment by Private62645949 in Judge encourages Tyrone sex offender to find wife and start a family by TheSenateRises
I knew a Chad Rapist once.
jordantask t1_irxxlxq wrote
Reply to comment by bropower8 in Judge encourages Tyrone sex offender to find wife and start a family by TheSenateRises
Oh, didn’t you hear?
He tried to change it to Tyrone Rapist but they wouldn’t do it so they all compromised on Tyrone Sex Offender.
jordantask t1_ir0x2f0 wrote
Reply to comment by TroutFishingInCanada in Gold coins hidden in 7th Century found in wall by BarKnight
45% of the time it works every time!
jordantask t1_iqzzlib wrote
Reply to comment by BarKnight in Gold coins hidden in 7th Century found in wall by BarKnight
There is.
It was common for people who were about to be raided or invaded to bury valuables (especially coin) to prevent the invaders getting it.
jordantask t1_iw7se01 wrote
Reply to comment by chrisdh79 in Five-month-old infants can identify the face of their mother in the blink of an eye by chrisdh79
This makes perfect sense.
Mom spends a lot of time looking at baby and holding baby. Of course bay is going to recognize mom.
If dad decides to be the stay home parent it probably applies to him instead.