You just copy word for word, huh

It will be if you promise that when people ask you what happened tomorrow at work, you say "you should see the other guy"and pull out a picture of Monica from friends with the turkey on her head.

I absolutely did too.

Well I am usually kinda a bitch, but you seem a little too nice for me to laugh at your misfortune. Maybe the holidays are making me a better person. I doubt it, but maybe. Good luck, hopefully you heal quickly-

Holy crap I'm sorry. Isn't it nice when your trying to enjoy your holiday but the powers that be are just looking for a good laugh.