Puddle Cruiser gave us “firstie,firstie girlie,girlie” which is still the first thing I think of when I meet a dude with a name like Tracy Madison.

You having dinner with Elton John??

You should aim for Arcane and Chernobyl from your list. Both are quicker watches than the others (Fleabag may have a shorter run time) and they are the best two in my opinion. I have not seen Succession but I probably never will, real life has disenchanted me from ever wanting to watch rich people drama.

I quietly dropped Netflix today.

You just described all the characters from The Soprano’s.

That dude is my spirit animal. I love him so much

He said so many stupid things no one even commenting on his attempt to get World Cup games in North Korea.

Somehow I only realized last week that Google has become worthless if you don’t know the URL of whatever you are searching for. Which really means Google is completely useless at this point

It’s like Chef’s Dad and the Lochness Monster. Herschel gonna be askin for tree fiddy though.

Or versa vice if you asked Herschel Walker

In the 70’s I’d be surprised if there was any unacceptable costumes.