kungfu_panda_express

kungfu_panda_express t1_jdzqnvb wrote

You weren't at your desk while you went to the bathroom Frank. That was 3 minutes that you could have been entering data instead of doing human requirements. As per paragraph 5 subsection 3, Apple employees transcend humanity and therefore do not need or want personal time. It's right there Frank. We don't poop. Our glorious leader doesn't even have a butthole... We are gonna have to let you go.

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kungfu_panda_express t1_j6gxhn3 wrote

My Cuban friend Sandy used to get beat out of the house if we came in asking for lunch. Like fly swatter, newspaper, magazine, or whatever his mom could grab. The 80s were different too.

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