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Reply to comment by LiliNotACult in I text myself all day every day — and you should, too by dadofbimbim
can you save images or other files in Keep?
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Reply to comment by azanker in Don't wake Up Until Ten by Goatmanthealien
The way I heard the joke he doesn't get out of bed until later.
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Reply to I saw that our local zoo has an interesting attraction : A lion and a sheep living peacefully in the same cage. by RibaldPancake
My grandfather was a brave man. He had the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the Cincinnati zoo.
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Reply to comment by Spankapotamus42 in Jesus and his disciples walk into a restaurant by riverjack_
Highly influential bunch
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Reply to Please, help me identify a joke! by Aelirenn
An American lands in Melbourne, is crossing the street at the airport, looks left, and gets hit by a car coming at him from the right.
He wakes up in the hospital and begins to rant, "you stinking Australians! Driving on the wrong side of the street! Did I come to this country to die?"
Nurse: no, you came here yesterday.
I like this version better, because the guy's near death is associated with being in the country. In the other versions, there's no connection between the person coming to Australia and dying.