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majorminorminor t1_jdftx0i wrote
Reply to comment by lightof_dog in Noticed a few bites in that this bun has the best by date stamped onto it. by lightof_dog
Did the rest of your brain drain out when you looked down?
majorminorminor t1_jak155u wrote
Reply to comment by DrDig1 in Warrants out for arrest of Jalen Carter, ex-Georgia star and NFL draft prospect. by PrincessBananas85
This would be the dumbest fucking take on r/conspiracy
majorminorminor t1_ja5pr74 wrote
Reply to [Story] I have 48 days to fix my life by itslexibicth
Don’t hold back, purchase the largest dry erase board you can find. Write it all down, there’s nothing better than checking off a task you identified and completed (with proof).
majorminorminor t1_j913isd wrote
Reply to TIFU: For thr first time ever decided to send a flirty, potentially creepy, DM to an Internet stranger by [deleted]
Or you're just ugly and she knows it
majorminorminor t1_j27nkiy wrote
Reply to Having A Hard Time With Alice in Boderland by grr_not_me
Cool. Your post sucksss
majorminorminor t1_j0bqnx7 wrote
Would you believe a food like bread has a different makeup than other foods?!
majorminorminor t1_iy8mr9t wrote
Reply to Showtime Entertainment President Jana Winograde Says “Belt Tightening Is Coming” by ggroover97
After turning Let The Right One In into a b-rate The Strain I hope it all burns.
majorminorminor t1_ixhqtt5 wrote
Hell of a game.
majorminorminor t1_is3v5eq wrote
Reply to National record for heaviest pumpkin crushed at annual Half Moon Bay weigh-off by citytiger
It has to be cheating
majorminorminor t1_jdfu2wl wrote
Reply to Noticed a few bites in that this bun has the best by date stamped onto it. by lightof_dog
Imagine being pathetic enough to make up a story about a hamburger roll