I’m so hungry I could eat at Arby’s

I think I might have missed my chance to move the jugs while they were frozen. Maybe next year.

This reminds me. I got lazy and left my jugs up from last year. Bet that sap has some kick to it by now.

My dad had a coworker who pulled over on the side of the road in his company car and shot a deer through the passenger window. Probably should have opened the window first.

Thanks. 9 hours in someone gets the joke.

For now 1-2% is a pretty big difference in a tight race. I wonder how that number would change as the demographics that rely less on the internet age out.

I think recyclability is lie (or at least an exaggeration) that convinces us it’s ok to use plastic so we don’t have to modify our behavior.

I hate to stay this, but maybe we should stick to internet adds that cost a few watts to deliver.

Wildcard bitches!

I think that’s the best case scenario. And even at that it feels wasteful to produce millions of signs. On the off chance someone might not just completely ignore them.

I don’t have a pickup truck loaded up with political flags. A yard full of signs. Not even a single bumper sticker. Notice that nothing about my comment said what my political beliefs were? Because it’s a small enough part of my life that I can keep that shit to myself for 10 seconds.

That seems like a stretch. Although if I saw someone with a LePage sign and a town council sign. I would automatically assume that I don’t agree with town council candidate. Guilt by association.

That said, it’s a huge environmental waste. I can’t imagine the collective tonnage of waste thrown out after Election Day.

I love being able to tell which neighbors are smeg heads. But environmentally it’s such a waste. Personally, I’d also love it if people stopped basing their personality on their politics.

Has anyone ever said “this sign makes a good point. I’m voting for them”