mehwars
mehwars t1_jdwsg9u wrote
Reply to comment by Kiethblacklion in Joke in History of the World: Part 1 by AcceptableHeight308
2 commandments:
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Thou shalt always be honest and faithful to the provider of thy nookie
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Thou shalt try really, really hard not to kill anyone… unless their invisible man in the sky is different from your invisible man in the sky
mehwars t1_jd1k2iv wrote
Reply to comment by HankScorpio42 in Cuban catcher Iván Prieto defects from Cuba team in Miami by pandas795
None of America’s allies have an embargo with Cuba. The American embargo can’t be blamed for Cuba’s failures, despite what the Cuban government says.
With that being said, good for this guy.
mehwars t1_jcgip2p wrote
Reply to comment by TheRealJulesAMJ in Rare, Jurassic-Era Giant Insect Discovered at Arkansas Walmart by AkaGurGor
Yes
mehwars t1_jcgihdk wrote
Reply to comment by TheRealJulesAMJ in Rare, Jurassic-Era Giant Insect Discovered at Arkansas Walmart by AkaGurGor
Jokes on you, the Empire did nothing wrong
mehwars t1_jcgi8i8 wrote
Reply to comment by TrashMammal84 in Rare, Jurassic-Era Giant Insect Discovered at Arkansas Walmart by AkaGurGor
Their associates are trying their best
mehwars t1_jbi10fr wrote
Reply to comment by Warpedlogic31 in Scientists have revived a ‘zombie’ virus that spent 48,500 years frozen in permafrost by SelectiveSanity
That guy was always getting stuck ian the middle of things
mehwars t1_j1kqrfg wrote
Reply to comment by sampat6256 in Your AFC East Champs three years in a row by IceColdOz
The first of four straight Super Bowl wins!
But one would be a great start
mehwars t1_j1kku6c wrote
Reply to comment by userkp5743608 in Your AFC East Champs three years in a row by IceColdOz
This time it has a happy ending 🤞
mehwars t1_iu2lal4 wrote
Only if it comes with a pork chop or meatloaf
mehwars t1_iu2l43m wrote
Reply to comment by AKBrewer in Potatoes USA Encourages Potatoes Instead Of Halloween Candy by heyyy_oooo
Leprechauns are people, too
mehwars t1_iu2kyl2 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Potatoes USA Encourages Potatoes Instead Of Halloween Candy by heyyy_oooo
Good grief!
mehwars t1_iu2kw6k wrote
Reply to comment by Rednewtcn in Potatoes USA Encourages Potatoes Instead Of Halloween Candy by heyyy_oooo
PO-TAY-TOES
mehwars t1_isbo4fi wrote
Reply to comment by mehwars in Pensioner with broken hip left lying on cold street for nine hours due to no ambulances by turbo_chuffa
Whatever the immediate underlying causes are for something like this to happen need to be fixed
mehwars t1_isbnxnm wrote
Reply to comment by mohandasan in Pensioner with broken hip left lying on cold street for nine hours due to no ambulances by turbo_chuffa
The most organized, efficient, sustainable living environments are open floor box buildings, with an office to the side for the person running it. Why we continue on the reckless path of private domiciles propagates further division and is doomed to end in failure.
mehwars t1_isbm8yb wrote
Reply to comment by turd_vinegar in Pensioner with broken hip left lying on cold street for nine hours due to no ambulances by turbo_chuffa
Where we’re going, we don’t need roads
mehwars t1_is3tuit wrote
Reply to comment by Substantial_City4618 in Pensioner with broken hip left lying on cold street for nine hours due to no ambulances by turbo_chuffa
Thanks, buddy
mehwars t1_is3reyh wrote
Reply to comment by comicnerdjoe in Pensioner with broken hip left lying on cold street for nine hours due to no ambulances by turbo_chuffa
If that’s how you want to see it.
My point was that people in all societies all throughout history, from hunter gathers to communists and democratic capitalists have divided themselves on bogus reasons. We live in a time and place where you can make your world the best for you. Trite and simple. Maybe. It’s whatever you want to make it
mehwars t1_is3ob8v wrote
Reply to comment by Substantial_City4618 in Pensioner with broken hip left lying on cold street for nine hours due to no ambulances by turbo_chuffa
Easy there, Thanos.
In all seriousness, I wish you and whatever your true hopes and dreams are well. Life is how you perceive it and what you do with it is what you make it. I’ve known miserable posh idiots and underdogs that took the world by storm
mehwars t1_is3nn3q wrote
Reply to comment by comicnerdjoe in Pensioner with broken hip left lying on cold street for nine hours due to no ambulances by turbo_chuffa
What meme?
mehwars t1_is3jrgu wrote
Reply to comment by Substantial_City4618 in Pensioner with broken hip left lying on cold street for nine hours due to no ambulances by turbo_chuffa
Did you type that on cell phone, computer, or tablet? If so, what brand?
mehwars t1_jebdf03 wrote
Reply to comment by DSPbuckle in Metallica, AC/DC, Ozzy Osbourne, Iron Maiden, Guns N' Roses, Tool bringing 'Power Trip' to California desert by DallasSF
His friends call him Marty