When I lived in an apartment, I tipped front desk $100 for full time and $40 for the part time people. Maintenance was $100 for the team since I tipped at point of service. Especially when it was something dumb I'd done.

For a co op, I'd say go in as a group as someone suggested. Saves the stigma of who didn't tip for whatever reason and while a bunch of $50 envelopes is nice, $1000 cash is nicer.

Went to Glenstone. I know it's a crazed billionaire toy, paid for by theft from workers. But I still love it. One of my favorite places on Earth and it shouldn't exist...

Anyway, you should get tickets!

We are out of coffee whitener.

Edit: Black coffee is tolerable. Coworker on the other end of the floor playing music through her laptop speakers. Ugh. Christmas music? Worse.

SHE IS SINGING ALONG.

Now at a 100% Not Burning the House Down rate with the turkey fryer. Take that, mom and dad!

The Capital One office has a concert venue and a rooftop bar with bocce on top of their hotel... Wait wasn't that stop already... well...

They can be counter cyclical. Not always, but if they're privately funded, you're fine. Always know how your pay check is funded.

This is what does it for me. I can't read on the Metro or look at my phone. I just listen to the podcast because if I do I get horribly. Can ride backwards now though that only took 4 years...

I don't get cavities. Too good at flossing.

Went to the dentist and received my usual clean bill of health and a compliment on flossing. Sadly, they did not want to see my spreadsheet where I tracked said flossing. Their loss.

See, that's the kind of smart thinking we need. You thought about running for council?

Except nobody gets charged with it, so it doesn't get counted in the rates. You sure you didn't just leave the front end of your car somewhere?

Parker!

They can have drains or uh... Floaties for everybody?

That map of Paris stations makes feel uncomfortable, strange feelings deep in my soul. Port Towns Metro when?

Tunneling costs? While most of the system is cut and cover, tunneling was a real weakness. Then again, all costs are ridiculous compared to other systems...

Why not a Hellbender to Right Proper to Brookland Pint to Dew Drop Inn to City State to Lost Generation to Red Bear to Craft Beer Cellar to lockup at MPD HQ beer crawl?

Wife is out of town so it's breakfast for three meals a day this week. I'm going to make so many pancakes.