miassecret
miassecret t1_jb2hzsc wrote
Beat it like it owes you money! OMG, priceless. Thank you for that bit of levity. If you accept a bare penis into your mouth you have accepted any and ALL risks of explosion. I mean in theory what did she think would happen? FAFO
miassecret t1_jaexbqx wrote
Reply to comment by accidentallyagamer in TIFU by having a haunted vibrator by accidentallyagamer
LOL. I freaked out the first time it happened. Had no idea what the HORRIBLE noise was… so loud
miassecret t1_jaawuwa wrote
Reply to TIFU by having a haunted vibrator by accidentallyagamer
Ahhhhhh!!!!! Oh nooooo! Mine hooks up to the blue tooth on my phone for remote fun and I had opened my phone/app for something else and it turned it on in the bedroom. Scared the crap out of my poor dog!!! Luckily no parents. I’m glad they were cool :)
miassecret t1_it0wmwc wrote
Reply to comment by cgettingbusy in TIFU by installing a new water heater by black_albedo
LOL
miassecret t1_jb77bxl wrote
Reply to comment by NeuroticLoofah in TIFU by de-sensitizing, re-sensitizing, and over-sensitizing my penis. by venidiluculo
I don’t get repeat bj’s?! Or OP doesn’t?? Absolutely I do not cause I don’t have a peen!!!
Maybe we should all remember that it takes two to tango. And if you don’t want something to happen, like cum in your mouth or unprotected sex that is why you talk about it ahead of time. Why is no one talking about the fact that if she had a problem with this, there should be a discussion the same discussion you have with having unprotected sex ? Who goes bare like that? Highly irresponsible! If there had been a condom here we would not be having this discussion just saying
Same issue with traditional sex. You don’t think someone is going to put their penis in you without protection and possibly lose themselves and ejaculate? Come on folks, let’s act like grown ups and not like we are 18 years old idiots and don’t know how a penis works. I know full well that if I put my mouth around a penis, there is a possibility that “something might happen“ and if I don’t want that to happen, that penis is not going in my mouth. Period. A blow job is not “happily making out” and being spit on, for the love of God. I hope everybody knows here that a blow job is not “making out”. It is a sex act. A blow job should never be compared to KISSING 🤣
A good BJ made a man cum. NEWS AT 5!!!!!