Would Rose marry another man if Jack didn't instruct her to? I swear to god, whoever that poor bastard was, my heart goes on for him. He took care of her for decades until his dying day, raised her family, etc. The whole while, Rose was getting off to the thought of her dead two-day boyfriend and sitting on jewellery worth a fortune.

His spirit is like: "Hey, where am I in your fantasies, Rose? Rose? Hey, what about me? Am I also waiting at the stairs with Jack?"

A movie made to be pure spectacle and nothing else can be enhanced this way. Anything else suffers due to the distraction.

My dad's boss didn't like him wearing turtlenecks in 1990, so he stopped wearing turtlenecks. I'm amazed the principal didn't use firmer measures. Might have been one of those hippie progressives.

Sling Blade offers the two varieties of "funny."

I prefer the "funny, ha-ha" to being frozen in shock.

They admire his exquisite taste, and are always nudging each other.

"Where does he get all this good shit?"

He's very good at hiding what he knows is wrong, making him a champion of ethics and a guardian of innocence!

Anybody who ever showed it to me back when the internet was new tried to tell me they downloaded it because it was funny. Yeah, right.

"Extreme" connotates the very limits of human potential. I don't think Babe could consent.

Strictly entre-nous: I demonstrated it for my Chinese wife about eight years ago, and she was speechless. To this day, could not confirm if it was a positive or negative response. When your son says "nobody" it implies negative, and we need to work on that.

Did he give reasons why not? Access to lighters perhaps isn't common anymore with anti-smoking laws.