mostlydeaf
mostlydeaf t1_it4sjfm wrote
Reply to Imaginary friends, Me, Digital, 2022 by dropsandbits
Pfff the white cat not imaginary! You knew or know that cat
mostlydeaf t1_isznoko wrote
Reply to comment by ApiContraption in PsBattle: This dog on an airplane by findallthebears
His name is Mr Peanuts, it says so on his carrying bag
mostlydeaf t1_isrndou wrote
Years ago I was using a toilet at work. I’m watching Facebook videos on mute. Then one comes up. It’s like a sports car, the text says “turn up the audio to hear this engine purr!”
They turn it on and they bamboozle me. It’s a lady screaming sex noises.
Luckily for me the almost always crowded bathroom was empty.
mostlydeaf t1_iuyesdy wrote
Reply to Wayamba, Me, Digital, 2022 by joshdykgraaf
Earth is flat? No. Earth is sea turtle.