n00chness
n00chness t1_jabxlij wrote
Reply to [WP] Your job as a pizza delivery guy is the one thing keeping an eldritch horror from invading reality, and you gotta do the job and do it fast, since it’s “30 minutes or it’s free”. Unfortunately, the address that you’re delivering to is burning and collapsing, and it’s 3 minutes ‘til pizza time. by Ass_Incomprehensible
Before you arrived, Karen was the ace driver at Piaza Del Puerto. A former (?) real estate agent with three kids, Karen was all business. She knew all the angles. The big tippers? Karen would time her delivery returns so she got those runs, it was uncanny how she did that. The crappy tippers and the out of the way runs? Somehow, Karen always avoided those, and they fell to you. Mother fucking Karen. You just had to respect the hustle, honestly.
And then the Eldritch Horror showed up. Nobody thought too much about it at first, to be honest. But, somebody had to do th runs. The tips were predictably awful. It's like they were too lazy or put out to do even basic subsistence level food prep. And guess who it fell to to complete that run? Well, it sure as hell wasn't Karen and her God dammed Silver Honda Accord, that's for sure. Nope. It was on you.
n00chness t1_ja5frv2 wrote
Reply to Bettie Page roadraging (1950s) by bil_sabab
For that era, that is some impressive chain-link fence.
n00chness t1_j61uzjg wrote
The value of Cannon Fodder:
Defense - just having someone in your trenches is better than no one.
Offense - the Ukrainian forces are required to give up their position by firing on a suicide attacker.
n00chness t1_j0md2fw wrote
Reply to [image] Believe in yourself by _Cautious_Memory
Dad, 1990s: "Think critically, and don't believe everything you see on the TV."
Dad, 2022: "Joe Biden is three lizards in a trench coat."
n00chness t1_jba2tvb wrote
Reply to In the corner of the room. by daveyjonsies
I can fix her.