I love how there’s no acknowledgment of the integrated shoes or their sizing. Just buy the pants and hope your feet fit lol.

Go to Japan

Need to shit

Open bathroom door and immediately reminded that toilets only exist in the West

Die of colon rupture

Maybe it’s just me but that coverage looks dangerous for a redzone situation.

Was 52 playing man? Or was this some zone formation?

87 had a clear shot if 52 was just a foot off.

I bought a drawer microwave from one of these places. $2000 MSRP but liquidator sticker was $600.

The kicker? The rear and side panels which nobody can see once installed were scratched lol.

Compared to my LO who was the extreme opposite lol. She was like the DEA trying to build a case.

Things that required a letter, screenshots, or an explanation via email, often at random hours of the night:

• buying coffee every Friday morning except for one Friday was a “suspicious buying habit”
• taking money out at an ATM to go to a casino followed by a deposit at another ATM was suspicious
• a gift letter from my mother explaining a deposit didn’t count because my mother has a different last name (LO did not understand that married couples don’t always share last names) so my dad had to write the letter
• the gift letter was further disputed because the gift came from my mother’s checking account that my dad is not a user on
• screenshots of my statements had to be redone multiple times if screens didn’t come from the exact same device (work laptop used OSX, personal used Windows)
• making a deposit via Venmo for $100 was sus

Lol