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onyxaj t1_jcall94 wrote
Reply to comment by MatgamarraAlt3 in My son-in-law isn’t human by MatgamarraAlt3
A tale of love and betrayal.
Secretly Dolphin.
This week on the Hallmark Channel.
onyxaj t1_ja0hwv9 wrote
Reply to TIFU why me (29F) and my girlfriend (28F) talked about our marriage with his conservative family. by TIFUweddingday
Carb load and add protein. Pastas, rice dishes, etc is the cheapest way to fill as many bellies as possible. Keto dieters or those with celiac may he out of luck, but you can't account for all dietary restrictions. Add a couple fruit and veggies trays and you're golden
onyxaj t1_j0wy6l6 wrote
Reply to comment by HushedCalli in TIFU by making my mom ramen by HushedCalli
Do NOT ice a burn. It's sounds good, bit it's really bad. Also don't run cold water on it. Cool to room temp is best.
onyxaj t1_iy50jgu wrote
I advise some baby wipes if you have any to wipe with. Will help with the chaffing from using tp too often.
onyxaj t1_ixxvbu4 wrote
I'd like an update on what your boss says when you call to apologize.
onyxaj t1_ixurj3h wrote
I read them all. At least the first full "story" before it was added on. And sadly, I can't recommend it.
The story starts really good, but then it gets annoying. There's hundreds of pages just basically describing why Communism is bad. I agree, but it gets old fast, and KEEPS droning on about it. The main character starts to just lose, lose, lose in everything he tries, which is a trope I hate. And the climax was anything but. There was a set up fir an epic finish, and then - "OH, I can just do this."
onyxaj t1_ixhl7t9 wrote
>it turned out that I thought she thought I had asked her if she wanted to eat m & ms
Don't do this. It's too early here for these mental gymnastics...
onyxaj t1_jcam38g wrote
Reply to My son-in-law isn’t human by MatgamarraAlt3
Do they not do ultrasounds anymore? There would be evidence the baby was not human WAY before she gave birth.