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patentmom t1_iyaqs4g wrote
Reply to comment by IcyMastodon in My wife has started waking up in the middle of the night to fold clothes. It’s all she ever does now, she simply cannot stop. by lightingnations
And he doesn't seem to have issues with garlic.
patentmom t1_itb9v1s wrote
Reply to comment by Consistent-Appeal-52 in [WP] You have the ability to see people’s kill count on their head. You tell no one, managed to stay away from shady people and live a peaceful life. One day, your 5 years old kid’s number is not 0... by guitarist2505
More likely the kid got into it by himself, or the babysitter's number would have changed, too.
Edit: typo
patentmom t1_it246gp wrote
Reply to comment by GatorScrublord in People keep flashing their high beams at me by BlairDaniels
Swerve while it's tapping because it can't be holding on with both hands then.
patentmom t1_it241se wrote
Get a car charger for your phone!
-Mom
patentmom t1_irpx027 wrote
Reply to comment by Robysto7 in [WP] A vampire has worked at the local 7-11 for the past 5 decades. No one has the heart to call the vampire out or slay them. A little because they're such a good employee, mostly because they think they're doing such a good job hiding the vampirism when they're really not. by Avalon_88
Poor Todd
patentmom t1_irpvut0 wrote
Reply to comment by SilasCrane in [WP] A vampire has worked at the local 7-11 for the past 5 decades. No one has the heart to call the vampire out or slay them. A little because they're such a good employee, mostly because they think they're doing such a good job hiding the vampirism when they're really not. by Avalon_88
I was expecting there to be an addition to the donation box.
patentmom t1_jdhcr0r wrote
Reply to A unique website dedicated to just 4 minutes and 27 seconds, the maximum duration of the Total Solar Eclipse of April 8, 2024 across North America. Where will YOU be? by MichaelZeiler
We planning on traveling from DC to an area of totality.