There was once a time where I would choose between pooping and drinking coffee. Today, I can report that I am typing this message while pooping and drinking my coffee. Don’t let your dreams be dreams.

I don’t know. I’ve given to people who have had their house burn down, lost a husband, wife, or kid to an accident, or sustained life changing injuries. It sucks that people need charity, but a lot of them really can’t be faked.