poison_heart96
poison_heart96 t1_j2fwqjo wrote
Reply to If your best friend drunk texted you, ranting about God's cruelty for giving him a micro-penis, how would/should you respond? Do you bring this conversation up when they're sober? by TheOnesWhoWander
Ignore and see if they remember texting you. If they don't bring it up, forget it.
Also might be good future blackmail material if your friendship sours in the future?
poison_heart96 t1_j2fuyio wrote
Birthdays are not public property.
I will celebrate my birthday with my family and close friends.
If I work with you it does not give you the right to throw a celebration.
I will not be surprised, guilted or forced to have lunch with the rest of you.
I will not wear a stupid sash, hat or any memorabilia.
If you want to throw a potluck you do not need an excuse, so leave me alone.
poison_heart96 t1_j2fqp9q wrote
Reply to Glass of milk drinkers, why do you do it? by bobwhiley
I will treat myself to whole chocolate or strawberry milk every once in a while. I only ever drink plain milk if I just had cookies or ate cereal.
poison_heart96 OP t1_iyfdu2g wrote
Reply to comment by Savitar-1 in An exact copy of our Earth, minus the people, is placed in an inhabitable zone in another solar system; you can divide humanity between the two Earths however you wish; what do you do and why? by poison_heart96
It's inhabitable but nice try. Destroy all humans is always a good choice.
poison_heart96 OP t1_iyfd8f3 wrote
Reply to comment by 24jaggy24 in An exact copy of our Earth, minus the people, is placed in an inhabitable zone in another solar system; you can divide humanity between the two Earths however you wish; what do you do and why? by poison_heart96
Simple and clean division. Nice choice.
poison_heart96 OP t1_iyfbzoz wrote
poison_heart96 OP t1_iyfbqzi wrote
Reply to comment by CockadoodleDOOM in An exact copy of our Earth, minus the people, is placed in an inhabitable zone in another solar system; you can divide humanity between the two Earths however you wish; what do you do and why? by poison_heart96
So just like elections huh?
Yeah, define each world and let people choose is probably what would happen.
poison_heart96 OP t1_iyfbep0 wrote
Reply to comment by ErikCavey in An exact copy of our Earth, minus the people, is placed in an inhabitable zone in another solar system; you can divide humanity between the two Earths however you wish; what do you do and why? by poison_heart96
Just leave it to nature huh? I like the sentiment.
poison_heart96 OP t1_iyfb8uy wrote
Reply to comment by TomboyNerd in An exact copy of our Earth, minus the people, is placed in an inhabitable zone in another solar system; you can divide humanity between the two Earths however you wish; what do you do and why? by poison_heart96
So a prison Earth and a Good one? Effective.
poison_heart96 OP t1_iyfb2rg wrote
Reply to comment by jonnyinternet in An exact copy of our Earth, minus the people, is placed in an inhabitable zone in another solar system; you can divide humanity between the two Earths however you wish; what do you do and why? by poison_heart96
That would literally end humans as a species. I like it!
poison_heart96 OP t1_iyfayoa wrote
Reply to comment by kindchillswinger in An exact copy of our Earth, minus the people, is placed in an inhabitable zone in another solar system; you can divide humanity between the two Earths however you wish; what do you do and why? by poison_heart96
I don't exactly come to AskReddit to find authentic communication lol. I like reading the people arguing in the threads and the random cursed responses.
poison_heart96 OP t1_iyfaja0 wrote
Reply to comment by kindchillswinger in An exact copy of our Earth, minus the people, is placed in an inhabitable zone in another solar system; you can divide humanity between the two Earths however you wish; what do you do and why? by poison_heart96
It's just so rare to see the nice people answers. Most people take the imaginary power trip or expose their moral compass.
poison_heart96 OP t1_iyfaaom wrote
Reply to comment by frenix5 in An exact copy of our Earth, minus the people, is placed in an inhabitable zone in another solar system; you can divide humanity between the two Earths however you wish; what do you do and why? by poison_heart96
A nice clean division of the population is a good choice.
poison_heart96 OP t1_iyfa7os wrote
Reply to comment by CockadoodleDOOM in An exact copy of our Earth, minus the people, is placed in an inhabitable zone in another solar system; you can divide humanity between the two Earths however you wish; what do you do and why? by poison_heart96
That's easier said than done. It's more of a spectrum on several issues than anything concrete.
poison_heart96 OP t1_iyfa1j6 wrote
Reply to comment by AC645 in An exact copy of our Earth, minus the people, is placed in an inhabitable zone in another solar system; you can divide humanity between the two Earths however you wish; what do you do and why? by poison_heart96
Experimenting is a good direction.
poison_heart96 OP t1_iyf9xxq wrote
Reply to comment by maclaglen in An exact copy of our Earth, minus the people, is placed in an inhabitable zone in another solar system; you can divide humanity between the two Earths however you wish; what do you do and why? by poison_heart96
I think you would either give up or end up delegating.
poison_heart96 OP t1_iyf9szj wrote
Reply to comment by kindchillswinger in An exact copy of our Earth, minus the people, is placed in an inhabitable zone in another solar system; you can divide humanity between the two Earths however you wish; what do you do and why? by poison_heart96
That's a very nice way to do it.
poison_heart96 t1_ixap2wv wrote
Why is there blood in your fridge? 🤨
poison_heart96 t1_ix2wwb9 wrote
Reply to comment by TheBlack2007 in Gasoline and Diesel price were equal today by xcink
That's slightly better. I forgot about Liters.
poison_heart96 t1_ix2wcil wrote
Reply to Gasoline and Diesel price were equal today by xcink
Is the answer I'm getting right? Google is telling me that equals 18ish USD? 🙁
poison_heart96 t1_iukbffi wrote
Reply to comment by Khanzhei in How do you deal with depressed people? by Khanzhei
You're already attached so my strategy isn't going to help much.....plus I have the emotional stats of a spoon.
poison_heart96 t1_iukawnj wrote
Reply to How do you deal with depressed people? by Khanzhei
Ignore all warning signs and keep relationships surface level as possible. Don't get emotionally attached because it could end badly.
poison_heart96 t1_iuka6eu wrote
Reply to An Honest Beggar by mongo_man
That's actually funny.
poison_heart96 t1_j5mbqrj wrote
Reply to My cheez it box came with a flavor nugget. by Meat__Stick
Eat it.