Australia you say, not necessarily a shark, could be a rabbit wearing water wings or some other perfectly innocent looking fucker that has found a new and horrific way to hunt.

Now I'm thinking about a very different version of crocodile Dundee where Paul Hogan lobs his cock out and says 'that's not a penis, this is a penis"

Be careful what you wish for

Why did the pervert cross the road

He had his knob stuck in the chicken

If anyone is ever doing the tourist thing in Ireland I can highly recommend a visit to the national stud and Japanese Gardens in Kildare. This is one of the the more savoury things you learn during a great day out.

"Azerbaijan plans to export electricity from offshore wind farms to Europe"

Call me an old cynic but doesn't Azerbaijan have one of the world's biggest oil reserves? I do hope the supply is going to be well monitored.

System has been used in Europe for decades. Here we are limited to 9 hours driving per day (with 2x10 hour exceptions permitted per week) you have to take at least 45 min break every 4 1/2 hours and you have to take a minimum of 9 hours rest between shifts. On top of this you have an allowance for total working time, which includes things like loading and doing your daily walkabound checks of your rig, there is a special setting on your electronic device so if checked by the authorities they know exactly what you have been doing .