Failing upwards.

B-b-but clean, abundant water is communism

A straight up “don’t go outside” announcement that is not followed up with some dumb bullshit about it being a plot or weapon of “the west” must mean it’s pretty serious

When they put gas pumps in the ground back in 1900 or whatever, it probably took people an hour to literally hand-pump it into their cars (which is probably why full-service stations where dudes did it for you became a thing.)

By 2040, 50, etc. They'll probably have fucking F-Zero power strips on the highway that read your neural implant credit chips for payment, making this whole debate irrelevant

According to experts in all the Andor threads, anyone who likes a show and posts about it positively more than once is just an astroturfing son of a bitch

Pretty high chance the Qatari team would get ’rocked up‘ after the match if they did that

Wonder if the Republicans will pay off some judge to indefinitely delay this like they did with student loans

>Turns out the woman was the daughter of an owner of a chain of car part stores in town so she away with it only with some community service.

Takes a certain amount of sociopathy when you do shit like this and you know you can just buy some dogs and not even feel the money

Might want to avoid taking the train for a few days, y'all

Shooting themselves or their wives in “gun cleaning accidents”

This happened about 30 years ago in an amusement park in Indiana; paralyzed some kid and killed her grandma, and they closed the park when it was discovered that management pretty much never maintained any of the rides

Retiring in his 40s, looking like he’s 75 rather than 55 in the top pic…wonder if he had been sick for a while?

Has to be laser guns, it’s the only thing that hurts the mutant sperm monsters