Mr and Mrs Gretzky had a night out on the town and decided to stay at the 4seasons instead of driving back home that night. The Mrs put on the complimentary silk eye mask and fell asleep but late into the night Mr Gretzky woke and needed some relief. He shook the Mrs who grunted her yes and he proceeds to have his way with her, blowing a huge load across her face and chest when he was done.
Proud of his accomplishment, Wayne says to her “Messy eh?”. She responds “No, I knew it was you Wayne, his cum is thicker and smells like poutine.”
rrazac01 t1_j6ctgmv wrote
Reply to Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
You could flip this joke and get it a bit cruder
Mr and Mrs Gretzky had a night out on the town and decided to stay at the 4seasons instead of driving back home that night. The Mrs put on the complimentary silk eye mask and fell asleep but late into the night Mr Gretzky woke and needed some relief. He shook the Mrs who grunted her yes and he proceeds to have his way with her, blowing a huge load across her face and chest when he was done. Proud of his accomplishment, Wayne says to her “Messy eh?”. She responds “No, I knew it was you Wayne, his cum is thicker and smells like poutine.”