sixpackpeter
Submitted by sixpackpeter t3_1269dzq in Showerthoughts
sixpackpeter t1_je50yjj wrote
Oh how my life went from "How to win friends and influence people" to "No more Mr. nice guy".
sixpackpeter t1_jdauutr wrote
Reply to Carrot on a stick.. by BirdicBirb505
Congratulations. You have now completed your course in Evil 101.
sixpackpeter t1_jd9z5gh wrote
Failing 10000 times must have been super frustrating. If it was me I would have started looking around and I would have stolen the idea from someone else.
sixpackpeter t1_jd6k1kq wrote
Reply to comment by Johnyryal3 in You’ve been inside your mother longer than any other man or woman will ever be. by Radiant_Contest_1570
O my. I didn't even consider that lol
sixpackpeter t1_jd6ejr2 wrote
Reply to comment by Johnyryal3 in You’ve been inside your mother longer than any other man or woman will ever be. by Radiant_Contest_1570
Is there more? Lol. Please enlighten me.
sixpackpeter t1_jd64cp4 wrote
Reply to You’ve been inside your mother longer than any other man or woman will ever be. by Radiant_Contest_1570
Being fully inside is very different from being a little bit inside. Be it penis, finger or tongue, that is not going in. That is just the tip of a person going in. On the other hand you inside your mom is a completely different scenario. Not to mention the difference between the intent of being in. Your comparison is flawed.
sixpackpeter t1_jcs3r5g wrote
I am saving this. Thank you so much for sharing ❤️
sixpackpeter t1_jasrao6 wrote
Reply to comment by ImmortalPenisMachine in [image] by MaaroufChoucair
Well played.
sixpackpeter t1_jaqab0e wrote
Reply to comment by ImmortalPenisMachine in [image] by MaaroufChoucair
Yeah because he wrote and released this song when he was on the streets, no record deals, no prior releases and collaborations etc. Even if I remove the common folk part, my position still stands. And kudos on the name calling. Great show of character!
sixpackpeter t1_jap22tz wrote
Reply to [image] by MaaroufChoucair
If the options were ours to take, everyone would choose success and as a result failures would become more desirable. Fortunately it's not. He on the other hand makes it sound like it is, which is probably true for him in most cases because, well he's got money and influence etc, but not so accurate for us common folk and believing in such statements may more often than not result in disappointment. On the other hand if the gentleman said, success is my desirable option, failure is not. That would be a much better statement.
It took some effort but I think i was able to successfully shit on another one of these misdirecting motivational quotes.
sixpackpeter t1_jad9k1j wrote
Reply to [image] by MayaDawnNSFW
Except trees don't have to suffer from generational trauma, self medication/self abuse and dysfunctioal societies/families. Not to mention the crippling inner voices and broken inner compasses passed on through abusive parents and bullies.
sixpackpeter OP t1_je8dna9 wrote
Reply to comment by AtTheClubBab-ay in Farts and Emotions have a lot in common. by sixpackpeter
I think combined we have covered it all. And I guess one major difference being you can express your emotions in front of a therapist at cue. But you can't do that with farts lol.