Why would anyone drink milk anyway? 🤢

I just bought four dozen eggs for $12 or $3/dozen. cheapest place I saw eggs anywhere… OP has never been to Costco.

Lol “it’s a scam”. Clearly you have no idea what UVXY is. Sound like those guys on stock-twits that yell “ManIpUlatiOn!!” Haha y’all are funny. It does exactly what it is supposed to do. Read the prospectus and learn how the instrument actually works. It’s a perpetual short

Won’t see $15 until it reverse splits after it hits $4 in a couple months.

Yeah.. just a heads up to turn $500 into tens of thousands you’d need to 20 times UVXY from here. Mathematically impossible. Contango, VIX is already elevated….. plenty have come to play UVXY long and they keep averaging down and lose it all. It’s a decaying asset meant to go down forever. Better off shorting any and all pops. It’s down 48% YTD and the spy is down 25% or something. That was long winded. Have a great new years!

Good luck to you. I have PUTS