spylican

spylican t1_j2fvagx wrote on December 31, 2022 at 11:42 PM

Reply to What is the best way to remove a champagne bottle from your rectum? by [deleted]

Tie one end of a rope to the bottle and the other to a doorknob then slam the door.

spylican t1_j2fv1tq wrote on December 31, 2022 at 11:40 PM

Reply to What is the most suspicious combo of items youve seen someone buy? by Jackinabox4545

A pregnancy test, trash bags and wire clothes hangers.

spylican t1_ix55i4t wrote on November 20, 2022 at 8:49 PM

Reply to Camp By The Water, ASMU(Me), Digital, 2022 by smurffyyy

This looks like a painting. 😳

spylican t1_iuk9vx8 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 11:42 PM

Reply to Puppy classes - What things do you expect to learn in a puppy class? by AssignmentOk5283

Are you a furry?

spylican t1_iuk8x3z wrote on October 31, 2022 at 11:34 PM

Reply to How are things going with the person you like romantically? by bobby_McGeee

We’ve been married 15 years. I’d say pretty good.