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stalphonzo t1_jebwws6 wrote
Reply to Gets down on knees...to pray by InconsistentResident
Please tell me he uses a condom. I don't need to be that famous.
stalphonzo t1_jbpmc3r wrote
Should be "fucking pencil."
stalphonzo t1_j9wydic wrote
Reply to comment by PolytheisticWiggler in What is black and white and red all over? by destined2destroyus
That one is "black and white and can't go through a revolving door."
stalphonzo t1_j4ay3uq wrote
Reply to comment by i81u812 in Idaho Republican Apologizes for Comparing Women to Farm Animals by wallstreetegg
"When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time."
Is the actual quote.
stalphonzo t1_j2d0i3i wrote
Reply to comment by KingRobotPrince in TIL When you open your eyes in a prefectly dark room you don't see black, but " eigengrau ", a shafe of grey by mic3ttaa
I'm not sure, but I'm told there's 50 of them.
stalphonzo t1_j2cwfeh wrote
Reply to Was there a decrease in other infectious diseases other than Covid due to wearing masks during the past 2 years? by [deleted]
As others mentioned, there was a marked drop in influenza infections. The most annoying part is the conspiracy adherents (diplomatic phrasing) believed that to be proof of fudging numbers in favor of covid. Whereas, of course, it was proof that basic preventive measures were very effective. Heads they win, tails you lose.
Sometimes you get lucky with the chemistry.Submitted by stalphonzo t3_zldxuc in pics
stalphonzo t1_iy0ewgh wrote
Reply to A 100 sided die by DerMagicSheep
That's just a basketball with hotel room plaques stuck to it.
stalphonzo t1_ixo4vag wrote
Reply to Pita chip with breasts by TurnerDiagonal
Looks like a surgery gone wrong.
stalphonzo t1_jegtsvk wrote
Reply to My cat wondering what just happened, when my ceiling fell down on us! by txdomdad
If he figures out it was me, I'll never get tuna again.