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steelgeek2 t1_jabefjm wrote
Reply to One of my milk cartons is expanding. by Kaheri
Chug it! Then when you're calling off work for 3 days with explosive diarrhea you can blame it on me! "This guy on Reddit said I should drink it!"
Don't worry, it'll be fine!
steelgeek2 t1_j6gnmvg wrote
Reply to I found a Ryan Reynolds coloring book. by MrEmm
I could totally see Ryan Reynolds posting this.
steelgeek2 t1_j6fu62s wrote
Reply to comment by RamblinMannequin in What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off too college? by zwinky588
One job and he didn't get that right.
Or is this an anti-joke?
steelgeek2 t1_j2a4iq8 wrote
Reply to harnessing quantum mechanics, physicists discovered a new way to observe objects without directly looking at them. Using a superconducting qubit called a transmon device, they were able to “see” microwave pulses generated by classical instruments without having to absorb or re-emit any light waves. by MistWeaver80
That's great. Can someone PLEASE tell us if the cat made it or not now?
steelgeek2 t1_ixrjoa7 wrote
Reply to The Russian conscript by Remarkable-Youth-504
I literally heard this in 5th grade from a substitute teacher. 1982? lol
steelgeek2 t1_iutksp8 wrote
Reply to TIL: On the day of his audition to sing for ACDC, Brian Johnson also sang a Hoover vacuum commercial by balaclavaloungeparty
To be fair, if you come into an audition and make a hoover jingle sound metal as hell, you're the right man for the job
steelgeek2 t1_iu95elf wrote
Reply to comment by str8_whiskey in TIL We are currently amidst the longest gap between EF5 tornadoes in history by Danielnrg
Nah just propane tanks will work.
steelgeek2 t1_iu6422t wrote
Reply to Detail 19 (my artwork) by Danny_Ingrassia_Art
Can I borrow this for my D&D game?
steelgeek2 t1_iu2wfg2 wrote
Simple Man by Lynrd Skynrd
steelgeek2 t1_itm2fl4 wrote
Reply to In the Olympics, we should allow the athletes to take as many drugs as possible. by faltu69
I'd want to see if they can jump high.
steelgeek2 t1_it5t2cm wrote
Reply to Non-rap songs with very fast lyrics? by Scion_Manifest
Informer by Snow might count as rap but DAMN he is fast.
steelgeek2 t1_isvogo6 wrote
Reply to dressing a cutoff wheel by DadOfFan
If it's the right disk, then it's your technique that's flawed.
steelgeek2 t1_isbs4b8 wrote
Reply to comment by adamzam in I was on a blind date with a woman, and during our dinner conversation.... by GreatInconsequence
Fair enough I suppose. I used to know a guy that was racist, homophobic, etc. He would always start with these little jokes and end up full blown, while saying what I posted.
Just reminded me of that asshole I guess.
steelgeek2 t1_isb1v70 wrote
Reply to I was on a blind date with a woman, and during our dinner conversation.... by GreatInconsequence
"No, you see I'm not anti-trans because it's just a joke! It's no big deal"
steelgeek2 t1_jcrxjef wrote
Reply to LPT: Being effortful doesn't make you tired, it energizes you! by pakiripakiri
*LPT might not work on neurodivergent who do not get dopamine release from successful effort.
Like me.