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thasnazgul t1_je9f2wn wrote
Reply to Florida's Current State by aswissguy
Highly artistic. The pose really draws the eye to the penis. It draws you in. You don't wanna look, but you gotta.
thasnazgul t1_j88w674 wrote
Reply to Smimming Crab by ooMEAToo
TIL crabs have mastered tai chi for swimming.
thasnazgul t1_j6moelu wrote
Reply to Imagine the aftermath. by phillydog1
Everyone that walks in the room: "What smells like a boys locker room, and they're all eating Long John Silver's?"
thasnazgul t1_j6ky5v8 wrote
Reply to They don't make medicine like they used to. by NutzPup
They still make it. And the best part is you don't need a prescription or a doctor! I got mine from a doctor, though. Dr. Acula, he was a phlebotomist.
thasnazgul t1_j68kfpg wrote
Reply to comment by askmeaboutmysciatica in TIL Jared Leto is the front man for American Rock Band "Thirty Seconds to Mars" with hits such as "The Kill" and "From Yesterday". by HamsterKarlie
He tried so hard to make that wings hand gesture popular. At least Wu Tang managed to revive it.
thasnazgul t1_j61uufj wrote
Reply to [Homemade] Friend flounder for dinner by mibenyce
His name was Terrance, you monster!
thasnazgul t1_j5w63ie wrote
Reply to Gaming in the 80’s by Rainsdrop
I've still got mine. Some mornings, I'll spend a few hours on smash TV or Mario 2 just for the nostalgia. And I'll play this playlist in between.
thasnazgul t1_j2bar4b wrote
Reply to This bathroom had a... unique wallpaper by Autoham
They got 2 kinds of butt paper in there!
thasnazgul t1_j21efev wrote
Reply to [OC] Been chopping my own firewood this winter. Never knew I'd enjoy exercise this much. by cloudubious
Don't forget to chop with your feet as well. Can't miss leg day.
thasnazgul t1_j1zj509 wrote
Scientists hold up a card with the number zero and honeybee buzzes in understanding.
thasnazgul t1_iyr5vlh wrote
Reply to Duck! by The_Tree_Beard
One more of those should be along shortly, followed by a sole representative of the geese.
thasnazgul t1_iymk450 wrote
Reply to Putting the sting in stingray by asian_identifier
"The burned hand teaches best".
thasnazgul t1_iyf1302 wrote
Reply to Yes, just what I was looking for. by Turd_Ferguson15
Honestly, both great options. Are you going for the school teacher wanting to show that he's wacky, or the "my grandmother died half way through making this shirt" shirt?
thasnazgul t1_ivn8rrh wrote
Reply to Take a walk on the wild side by dziontz
Definitely reminds me a lot of shrooms, but the distortion reminds me of a robo trip.
thasnazgul t1_iufx1jw wrote
Reply to Very curious if you recognize my Halloween costume. If so, tell me the country you’re from ! by illdoanything177
Everyone used to fight over renting that book from the school library when I was I kid. USA
thasnazgul t1_itft7ab wrote
Reply to Anita Ekberg - Paris (1959) by Pasargad
Ah yes. Nothing says "I'm walking in that direction" like a bullet bra.
thasnazgul t1_jeb0lny wrote
Reply to comment by _coolranch in Florida's Current State by aswissguy
I've seen it all.