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thatCapNCrunch t1_j6oorpr wrote
Reply to The Nun; confused. by SirGinger76
A horror movie from a while back called The Devil Inside had a nun on the cover. Never saw it but maybe you did?
thatCapNCrunch t1_j6lziks wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in A man walks into a bar … by sfrogerfun
It was.
thatCapNCrunch t1_j6ipdwr wrote
Reply to Is this funny? by Immediate-Bend2077
No.
thatCapNCrunch t1_j6fcwlq wrote
Reply to comment by chortlingabacus in Okay but this is hilarious. by jizzamie64
Especially one with… gratuitous rape scenes?
Who the fuck is this woman and why is she not in a psychiatric facility?
thatCapNCrunch t1_j5qlosm wrote
Reply to comment by AllanfromWales1 in TIFU by forgetting my sons senior trip money was due by [deleted]
I think you’re pulling that suspicion out of your arse, and that you would benefit from being less cynical. But for what it’s worth, nobody should ever send money or offer shelter to random Reddit users.
thatCapNCrunch t1_j5qkjea wrote
Reply to comment by AllanfromWales1 in TIFU by forgetting my sons senior trip money was due by [deleted]
You again? It isn’t the same account. What gives you the impression that these two accounts belong to one person?
thatCapNCrunch t1_j56xtc1 wrote
Reply to comment by Synkope1 in Jeff Bezos used metaphors, an ancient communication tool, to explain complex ideas. by iLiveOnWeetbix711
Idk, didn’t say where it trained from. Probably got some in its library
thatCapNCrunch t1_j54f263 wrote
Reply to comment by croholdr in Jeff Bezos used metaphors, an ancient communication tool, to explain complex ideas. by iLiveOnWeetbix711
OH MY GOD that makes sense.
I mean for fuck’s sake read what it wrote about Phil Collins when I asked for an obvious bullshit story:
> "Once upon a time, Phil Collins discovered that he had the power to control the weather with his drumming. He would hold massive concerts during storms, and by the power of his drum solos, he would clear the sky and bring sunshine back to the land. But one day, a group of evil scientists captured Phil and attempted to harness his weather-controlling abilities for their own nefarious purposes. But fear not, for Phil was able to use his drumming skills to summon a lightning strike and break free from his captors. He then proceeded to defeat the scientists with an epic drum battle, saving the world from their diabolical plans. From that day on, Phil Collins was known as the "Weatherman" and continued to use his powers for good, bringing joy and sunshine to all who heard his music.”
It’s exactly the same kind of bizarre feel, isn’t it?
thatCapNCrunch t1_j548ey7 wrote
Reply to comment by Gemmabeta in Jeff Bezos used metaphors, an ancient communication tool, to explain complex ideas. by iLiveOnWeetbix711
Mfw I actually tried on all my essays for an ungrateful teacher I grew to despise.
thatCapNCrunch t1_j546t0z wrote
Reply to Jeff Bezos used metaphors, an ancient communication tool, to explain complex ideas. by iLiveOnWeetbix711
I’m so confused. I don’t think there are many people alive today who don’t know what metaphors are? What a bizarre article.
thatCapNCrunch t1_j546jf2 wrote
Reply to TIFU by making a spank bank on my phone. by [deleted]
Your poor mom… I can only imagine how it must feel to have given birth to such degenerate trash.
thatCapNCrunch t1_j2u1wo0 wrote
Reply to comment by giasumaru in Showgirls (Digital edit) by LeeroyM
The lack of truly human eyes freaks a lot of people out.
I, as a 20 year old man, am still almost as terrified of porcelain dolls as I was when I was five. I can stand being around one without crying or running away now but it sends my heart rate up and I feel deeply disturbed until it’s gone.
That’s coming from somebody who doesn’t mind a two meter long snake curling over his shoulders (in a controlled environment with specialists supervising it).
Fuck dolls. They’re objects and they can’t do anything, but that doesn’t change how terrifying they are.
thatCapNCrunch t1_iye9jf8 wrote
Like someone else said, the creator of the show is often referred to as The Creator, and has a God complex. He didn’t adopt Truman and is not his real father. But the corporation who made the show legally adopted Truman, so I understand why you would be confused.
thatCapNCrunch t1_ivxi1rh wrote
Reply to comment by MarvinLazer in TIFU ... by Drinking Alcohol Two Hours After Donating Blood, then Passing Out in a Tex-Mex Restaurant Bathroom by [deleted]
Yes, go hog wild! /s, also this isn't medical advice.
thatCapNCrunch t1_ivo1cum wrote
Reply to comment by Affectionate_Room_38 in PsBattle: Macron holding a head by AlxIp
Honhonhon, c'est très amusant !
thatCapNCrunch t1_j6osis5 wrote
Reply to comment by SirGinger76 in The Nun; confused. by SirGinger76
Hmm. I’m drawing a blank.