Yeah, I don't think they would let it touch their systems. They just buy the license and run it on an off-site server where it can do it's thing to write targeted blog posts and "news" articles.

Go to REI or dicks and tell them about your problem. They have a whole assortment of products for runners and hikers that will be able to help.

Optionally, for me it was always the sweat build up during long hikes that caused chafing, so I just started using wet wipes between my thighs every few hours. Not always ideal, but it worked for me!