thedoucher
thedoucher t1_ixxvzh3 wrote
Reply to comment by Shhh_NotADr in Gotta love the practicality. (Hilarious, genius solution by busy grocery worker on Thanksgiving a.m.) by SoColdSoFair
I had the same thought and rationalized that the wife figured anyone who saw him not in either of those aisles could get him back on track.
thedoucher t1_ixs8hdg wrote
Reply to comment by flannelmaster9 in I touched a metal screw after cutting the tip off, not thinking about how hot it was, and burned the threads into my finger by DivesPater
I am further referring to my wife as my knife from now on. I've heard the term old battle ax but knife is a new one
thedoucher t1_je6zfpu wrote
Reply to comment by Nightie_Whities in Cheerleader playing cards in the back of a car. (1950s) by roomilyDeluge232
Easy Lorraine otherwise you may end up seeing Calvin Kleins underwear.