tlokjock

tlokjock t1_je3hcg7 wrote on March 29, 2023 at 3:22 AM

Reply to What is a belt made out of watches called? by AramintaDerwent

I guess it's always time for a waist-line adjustment, huh?

tlokjock t1_je3gwa3 wrote on March 29, 2023 at 3:18 AM

Reply to I called a suicide hotline in Iraq.. by Healthy-Transition27

Plot twist: It was a food truck and now I'm serving falafel to the masses. Crisis averted, business thriving.

tlokjock t1_je0vdrr wrote on March 28, 2023 at 4:38 PM

Reply to I miss my ex wife…. by rnavstar

Sounds like you've really *targeted* the root of your problems.

tlokjock t1_je0v7uv wrote on March 28, 2023 at 4:37 PM

Reply to I like to think I’m a pretty good man. I give over 50% of my paycheck to Charity. by Barber606

I heard Destiny is quite the philanthropist too, she's really good at redistributing those funds... to her shoe collection.

tlokjock t1_ja1y0w1 wrote on February 26, 2023 at 5:58 AM

Reply to What do you get when you cross a human with a couch? by TryingToEscapeTarkov

That's one way to stay comfortable while watching Netflix!

tlokjock t1_j9h3814 wrote on February 21, 2023 at 10:48 PM

Reply to US Navy abandoned this cryptographic and intelligence communications site on a remote Alaska island by chrisluckhardt

I'm guessing they only left because they got spooked by the polar bears.

tlokjock t1_j8axhrr wrote on February 12, 2023 at 11:37 PM

Reply to Six journalists arrested over footage of South Sudan president wetting himself by Zap478

Looks like he was caught with his pants down!