tnth89

tnth89 t1_je3qroe wrote

In a castle with big black throne, a creature with black spikes protuding from its back laughed, "HAHAHA, look at you right now hero, not so tough anymore huh? You came to my castle only to get killed."

In front of the creature there was a guy with white and gold armor. The hero, was what people said, a brave young man who slain countless abyss monster. Right now he was in pitiful state, he lost his ears, his eyes, and one of his arm. While panting the hero shout, "NOT YET", and food suddenly popped out of nowhere and the hero swallowed an entire roast chicken, two cheese wheels, and a whole watermelon. After swallowing those food, the hero regrew his ears, eyes and arm, and even looked much stronger than before.

The creature shouted, "Wha.. what.. WHAT THE HECK? How? Why? This is bizzare! I cut your ears, stabbed your eyes, and even burned your arm so you could not reattach it. Now you just grew everything back??"

Hero said, "you know, food effects, I roasted the chicken with shards of dragon horn for regeneration. Watermelon with berries to heal me back to my peak condition. Two cheese wheels with durian to buff my body."

The creatures jaws slacked and started throwing a tantrum, "this is NOT fair, I lived for 200 years and never heard of it!"

The hero shrugged his shoulder and said "well, your loss, it is new invention. I got these ideas from someone inside of my head, I called them God, they called themselves as player"

The creature shocked, "player? I knew about them, they were divine beings who foiled a lot of my friends evil plans!"

Then the creature is looking at you, "Hey you, yes you, the person behind this screen, can you stop cheating and let me fight fairly?"

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