Yeah, but she’s rich and a woman, so…. /s

China Chef in Catonsville on Rt 40 always is great. They’re open until 930 tonight.

And the liquor store next door is open too. 👍

Columbia’s trying to attract younger professional crowds. They’ve built so many damn apartment buildings there for the last ten years. They’ve got the renovated live music venue, some bars, lots of restaurants, the all important Whole Foods 🙄 and a very good shopping mall with a movie theater. even through malls should all be dead, this one is thriving.

And it’s rather equidistant from both cities. There’s a MARC train station near Columbia that can take you to DC and Baltimore. And each one is like a 30 minute drive on the highways.

Crazy Johns on The Block. open from 6am to 3am. Best spot to eat while horny.

And here I am, sitting in my car with Burger King like a dumbass.

A retired cop with shitty takes still in the city is kind of rare.

They usually move to Carroll or Harford counties and make a big deal about driving back into the city for Ravens games. Then they drunk drive home.

Don’t forget the Guiness brewery! Near the airport.

The sure as hell built around the Mall in Columbia enough you think they’d want the extra transport.

But imagine the crime on the red line! /s

Literally the only reason I buy a book of stamps once a year.

If you order any pit beef, get some sauce on the side, because they always over cook it and it’s too dry.