twirlingmypubes

twirlingmypubes t1_jd6e2kb wrote on March 22, 2023 at 3:52 AM

Reply to TikTok CEO: App has never shared US data with Chinese govt by ethereal3xp

They just shared it with the local Xi-eese monger.

twirlingmypubes t1_jbsttoc wrote on March 11, 2023 at 1:08 PM

Reply to Centuries old human bone discovered in downtown evansville by bakerjor01

For this to happen, that would mean:

humans walked the Earth centuries ago
humans are made of bones

I'm not buying it.

twirlingmypubes t1_jacf3p0 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 12:57 PM

Reply to North Korea’s Kim Jong-un sounds alarm on agriculture amid reports of food shortages by Johannes_P

Sounds like he wants another US government bailout.

twirlingmypubes t1_j5xd1ct wrote on January 26, 2023 at 5:14 AM

Reply to comment by coreywindom in Onion smuggling rackets thrive as staple becomes a luxury in Philippines by BlankVerse

Smuggling green onions, MacGruber style

twirlingmypubes t1_itv2ycs wrote on October 26, 2022 at 3:03 PM

Reply to comment by SnideSnail in Man bursts into flames after being tasered during arrest in Arkansas by V3r4L4u7aro420

Police play stupid games all the time but all they get is qualified immunity.

twirlingmypubes t1_itv2q9z wrote on October 26, 2022 at 3:02 PM

Reply to Man bursts into flames after being tasered during arrest in Arkansas by V3r4L4u7aro420

Let this be a lesson to everyone. Never carry anything on your body that's flammable because one day you WILL be tazed or shot for speeding, having expired tags, or for not fitting the description of the person they are looking for. The fireball could singe the officer's arm hair, and then you'll be facing a felony.