uglypaperhaver
uglypaperhaver t1_ixoyxhr wrote
Reply to comment by Physical_Citron_5279 in I used to get really aroused by epiphanies but by Sentarius101
OMG - you're right - I see that so clearly now!!
uglypaperhaver t1_ixoyvnh wrote
Reply to comment by SupremeTemptation in I used to get really aroused by epiphanies but by Sentarius101
Dollface...?
...great re-branding!
uglypaperhaver t1_ixoyktz wrote
Wait - are you epiphany-shaming...?
uglypaperhaver t1_ixl1o98 wrote
Reply to comment by fekking in Which 5 birthdays are a males major milestones and why? by FADITY7559
You never thought that? Interesting...
...by the way, how's the weather on your planet?
uglypaperhaver t1_ixkxr38 wrote
Reply to comment by KlutzyAlgae in I just came across an old photo of my wife's mum by Wallygonk
Tbh, I never though you'd come to that...
uglypaperhaver t1_ixci2p4 wrote
Reply to comment by Vapemesolid in A man walks into a pet shop looking for a new bird by regwregarvfse
I fell off my perch - what do you think?
uglypaperhaver t1_ixb9fvg wrote
Whhhhhhhy didn't you make the punchline just "How should I know - that's when I fell off my perch"
Or anything like that as long as you don't say 'I got a hard-on"...
Such a perfectly told joke with a gaffe like that at the last instant? I practically fell off my perch!
Submitted by uglypaperhaver t3_z1igmq in Jokes
uglypaperhaver t1_iuj33y6 wrote
Reply to comment by jet_heller in It ain't rigged. by The_Critical_Cynic
Hmm... yeah, that works for me - thanks!
uglypaperhaver t1_iugpx45 wrote
Reply to comment by jet_heller in It ain't rigged. by The_Critical_Cynic
I still wanna know how come Bubba's wife could be so lucky twice?
uglypaperhaver t1_iuefjna wrote
Reply to comment by darealJimTom in What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy? by Crypto-Spazz
Not gill-cup!
uglypaperhaver t1_iubsquo wrote
Reply to comment by darealJimTom in What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy? by Crypto-Spazz
Raggedi-Azz Doe-Boi's attorneys have entered the chat
uglypaperhaver t1_iu84v9m wrote
Reply to comment by Joe-_-King in Sex is like a microwave by [deleted]
;-)
uglypaperhaver t1_iu81om5 wrote
Reply to Sex is like a microwave by [deleted]
Faster than a conventional sex does...?
uglypaperhaver t1_iu2q4hc wrote
Reply to comment by scottwax in Who eats Five Guys for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? by Outrageous-River3744
Can a bull eat there?
uglypaperhaver t1_itxkefk wrote
Can't help thinking this would lead to no ent of problems...
...but I wood-ent want to judge them.
uglypaperhaver t1_itvyze7 wrote
Reply to comment by slaying_anus_35 in I just got overcharged for a seriously bad circumcision by [deleted]
Nope - he was a "skin-flint" (Stone Age Mohel)
uglypaperhaver t1_itt6rpt wrote
Reply to comment by clowninmyhead in What is the most common question the Finnish detective asks a suspect? by Carburetors_are_evil
Neither chatty norse silent matters to me...
...as long as he's finnish.
uglypaperhaver t1_itt23ff wrote
Reply to comment by Cyclops408 in What is the most common question the Finnish detective asks a suspect? by Carburetors_are_evil
But are you quite finnish?
uglypaperhaver t1_itigjh5 wrote
Pork crying out loud - I ham sow boared with this subject...
uglypaperhaver t1_itif9jl wrote
tbh it's more like 20-25 minutes.
uglypaperhaver t1_ita3zc6 wrote
Reply to comment by Waitsfornoone in Beware of certain doctors by BruceWillis1963
And I suppose next you'll be crying wolf about Dr. Godzilla...
uglypaperhaver t1_ixy7jw8 wrote
Reply to comment by Liocrocodile in I saw that our local zoo has an interesting attraction : A lion and a sheep living peacefully in the same cage. by RibaldPancake
So does Capt. "Sully" Sullenberger...
...He knows nobody'd have even heard of him, if not for them!