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umpfke t1_jbzpd8c wrote
Not gonna lie, probably the best skyline I've seen in, let's say, 5 past years of reddit. Repost or not.
umpfke t1_ja43u2q wrote
Reply to Been in every car I’ve had since 1986. by 710dabner
Clean that bottom jack please.
umpfke t1_iuk15ca wrote
Reply to LPT: If you don't want kids ringing your doorbell on Halloween and don't wanna turn all of the lights out, put an empty bowl out with a sign that says "Take one". That way they will think somebody stole all of the candy. by MyScrotesASaggin
This is an unethical life pro tip. r/unethicallifeprotips
umpfke t1_iujpdwb wrote
Reply to comment by unravelledrose in One of the sweet potatoes in my bag was white inside instead of orange. by penelopeduck
Bunnicula needs carrot juice.
Submitted by umpfke t3_yios8p in Showerthoughts
umpfke t1_iujie3h wrote
Reply to Halloween 1989 - My 100% handmade Stegosaurus costume that my grandmother made for me because I was obsessed with dinosaurs by PocketSizedSheHulk
Your grandma really loves you.
umpfke t1_iujd84z wrote
Reply to Halloween Vibes, Iceland[OC][1080x1080] by justerikfotos
Deathly Hallows, part 3.
umpfke t1_jchnd2l wrote
Reply to Kenworth K100 working for 30 years. by Sloth_rockets
Is that the Terminator 2 truck model?