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uncre8tv t1_jcilnoq wrote
Reply to A genie says to an alcoholic drifter, "You have three wishes, what would you like for your first wish"? by StraightDildo
I would re-sale the liquor and make enough to have a comfortable life. Then, upon my death, I would have the city install it as a public fountain, ever pouring for my fellow citizens.
uncre8tv t1_j8q90ne wrote
Reply to comment by Gutterghoul in I'm Dr. Ranjith Ramasamy, the Director of Reproductive Urology at the University of Miami. I'm here today to answer any questions you have about vasectomies. Ask me anything! by ramasamymd
30 in 90 days... man I'd be a different person. Microdosing no-fap. Can't even imagine it as someone who ...tends to things... at minimum twice a day.
I understand there would be tenderness and you really wouldn't want to irritate it for several days. But by week 1 I'd be looking at the least tugging options to get the job done. I remember I once went camping with family. Didn't clean the pipes for like 5 days. The night I got home I took the longest shower of any young mans life. Probably clogged a main drain somewhere. Didn't consume anything but Gatorade and Protien bars for the next 12 hours. It was an event. Doing that to my body for three months.. I'd be fucked, I'd be changed. I would probably have healthier relationships and less ruthless associates. As it is I can only hang with people who live on their own knife's edge. Maybe it's internalized bullying, maybe it's unresolved anger, maybe it's a fight in the guys head between what he know is real and what he wants to believe. But all my friends are fucked in the head too. Probably not from fap addition though. I don't rightly know.
uncre8tv t1_j6lnifd wrote
Reply to comment by DevinB333 in The letters of T. S. Eliot to Emily Hale that were kept sealed from 1956 to 2020 have been released for free online by RunDNA
examining your yelp reviews for some residue of genius.
uncre8tv t1_j1xoi2m wrote
Reply to comment by ChunkyDay in Patrick Star commentates for a play during the Broncos-Rams game by upvoter222
Bill Fagerbakke played Dauber for goodness sakes. He knew *exactly* what he was saying.
(as in, he would have worked in the joke, not as in he knew how to say the word, obviously)
uncre8tv t1_j1fg2y3 wrote
Reply to comment by solidcordon in Mars Globe by [deleted]
Yeah, the accurate ones are. (And even some not-so-accurate ones)
uncre8tv t1_j1fg06u wrote
Reply to comment by a_swarm_of_nuns in Mars Globe by [deleted]
Stock reply for at least 70% of Reddit posts. So why don't you let people have a discussion instead?
uncre8tv t1_j0j5ina wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in What if a quantum computer could navigate a hypersonic missile?? by dcRoWdYh
That's the only thing that makes sense to me, and it's kinda interesting? Can quantum entanglement be used to transmit data?
uncre8tv t1_izolkap wrote
"Do you have Prince Albert, in a can?" can't have been the first time a notable person and a product shared a name. Are there earlier notes in history of individuals/products subjected to similar puns?
uncre8tv t1_iyt8rb8 wrote
Reply to comment by silverbird666 in What was history class like before the modern era? by SunsetShoreline
*Hebrew would be the proper term, though often clarified as "the Hebrew language" to distinguish it from the people and culture.
uncre8tv t1_jdmo0jt wrote
Reply to comment by Jackdaw99 in Yield rate for Top 150 US Universities [OC] by Roughneck16
Man, if the other two only knew what a bullet they dodged.