Does he use a sock to clean up, or is that considered kinky for a sock monkey?

Not true. Suicide. He shot himself twice in the head.

You appear to have part of the constellations Cygnus in the lower left (sort of an upside down kite shape), Taurus in the upper center (a V shape), and Gemini to the right of Taurus.

Edit: not Cygnus on closer look, perhaps Ursa Major.

You can sort the fly shit from the pepper but it doesn’t change anything.

Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.

Are your gas and electric on the same bill?

My wife and I are into S&M.

She sleeps and I masturbate.

I got a sweater for Christmas once. I asked for a moaner or a screamer, but got a sweater instead.

You got you some o’ them Lesser Northern Beans. Mislabeled.

Finally understands how all in one shampoo is made.

Outstanding! Thank you. You are a tremendous example to all. It’s not what happens to you, it’s what you do about it (W. Mitchell).