I could tell, but I'll have to merely observe whether I do. 😉

I tried to watch a book once, but it didn't do anything for me.

Glad to hear it :)

I'd say you're welcome, but can't really take any credit.

I wanted to watch this, but I just couldn't.

And the tree?

Christianity is an ancient religion, and it's also plausible that dating things by equinoxes and moons was just a standard way of fixing a yearly event.

More difficult to explain are the eggs and bunnies, which any anthropologist will tell you are fertility symbols common to the spring festivals of many cultures before and alongside Christianity. The Iranian spring festival, Nowruz, existed long before Islam, is a popular holiday, and isn't going anywhere. Also, subjectively, but as a non-believer who enjoys experiencing different traditions, passover doesn't give me spring festival vibes, but Easter absolutely does.

Remind me again where's the part of the bible with the pagan spring festival fertility symbols of bunnies and eggs?

Could you elaborate on Christmas and Easter a bit? Maybe I misread your post because I thought it was well established that those are Christianized pagan winter and spring festivals. If not, then why does Santa look like Odin and they both fly around at the end of December? And why eggs and bunnies, as are common among spring festivals?

Cool! Does this also mean that all of us mammals are actually mammal-like reptiles?