I never leave home without it

Layer Cake. I used to work continental shift and each month when I needed to switch shifts I would watch through my ripped movies and Layer Cake would end up being on the playlist more often than not. The dry British humour, the story, the dialogue, the soundtrack, the cast: it's all golden.

Hardly warp speed

Your lenses suck at focusing, that's why you need glasses. Focusing just means bending the light to go to a smaller point at a particular distance. Do you know what light doesn't need to be focused? Light that's already on its way to that point. So what happens when you squint? You're actually removing all the light that requires bending so what's left is the light that would already hit your retina correctly. You're effectively turning your eye into a pinhole camera

hoping to get picked up again maybe

dragonlance chronicles, then other dragonlance series

warcraft could be good having each game/expansion be a season, though that'd be hella fast I think

"Quack quack"? that's not "quack quack". That's "Noot! Noot!"

They also count and retrace their steps