Do you remember the 'athletic position' every middle school coach taught you? Its a bit more relaxed than that but frankly I'd rather a minor quad workout than playing Buttcrack Operation 8 inches from shitty toilet water.

What is this, the magic of globalism?! How dare us for getting better quality wine on 5 continents today.

Free trade is essential for human rights, we hope.

A lot of people impulsively see this as a "dunk" on the U.S.

I'm currently trying to re-learn my gif-editing skills from 2006. I'm sure this thing could be a widget or whatever.