yourguidefortheday
yourguidefortheday t1_jbagshz wrote
Reply to My First Seance™️ (OC) by LeeroyM
Lol, dad looks so disappointed, like "damn, I guess it didn't work".
yourguidefortheday t1_j8xd53j wrote
Reply to The Falling Cat by PaleSubstance2
Winner of the most evil gif I've seen today
yourguidefortheday t1_j8c8s0h wrote
Reply to Farm (ballpoint pen) by tylerd9000
These pigs are making human farming way too hard on themselves. All those humans still have ALL their fingers? That's a good way to get runaway livestock and sabotaged equipment. Any decent human farmer will tell you that humans are very smart - nearly as smart as we pigs are - and precautions /need/ to be put in place to ensure they don't injure themselves, other humans, or even you. At minimum cropping off of the thumbs from each hand is recommended, with full removal of one or both hands suggested for more troublesome livestock. Now some say this stresses them out and makes lower quality meat. The little guys like to use their hands for eating because they don't have a snout to get at their food with, I guess that just goes to show why we're higher on the food chain. But the small decrease in quality from stress can be corrected by slaughtering when they're younger, and more tender anyway.
yourguidefortheday t1_j1pdrc0 wrote
yourguidefortheday t1_itzf1yv wrote
Reply to The Ego Siphon, by me by GenericOnlineName
This reminds me exactly of a conversation I had once where a religious friend asked me "what if you COULD literally see God? Then would you believe?" And my answer was something along the lines of "what exactly would I be seeing? A big bearded man in the sky? Even if I had assurances that I wasn't hallucinating, I would assume it's some sort of elaborate trap set by some hostile force or alien species to take advantage of humanities proclivity for faith."
yourguidefortheday t1_iszuwmj wrote
This headline is something I would expect to see in a pre-war terminal entry in the fallout universe.
yourguidefortheday t1_is8uf78 wrote
Reply to comment by SerCiddy in How to handle a rude neighbour by Tardigradelegs
Now that I think of it those are pretty much the most common markers for value. Is it pretty, is it rare, is it in good condition? Might be valuable!
yourguidefortheday t1_is8qhfq wrote
Reply to comment by CrystalQuetzal in How to handle a rude neighbour by Tardigradelegs
Oh! Fuck! I am a fool! Thank you for educating me.
yourguidefortheday t1_is8ghek wrote
Reply to How to handle a rude neighbour by Tardigradelegs
I love that animals have little squabbles too. It's not all killing each other.
yourguidefortheday t1_is8g8hf wrote
Reply to comment by Enjoying_A_Meal in How to handle a rude neighbour by Tardigradelegs
Wait, really? That's why they're valuable?
yourguidefortheday t1_ira27ls wrote
Reply to comment by ApiContraption in PsBattle: Beaker Muppets congregating in a city at night by rxdrug
The goth one has taken leadership over the weak-willed normies and is staging the invasion, you can't convince me otherwise.
yourguidefortheday t1_jcaugzl wrote
Reply to He will follow his best friend anywhere by lnfinity
Aww what a pretty boy.