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zenos_dog t1_j6l3epm wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in "BORA BORA"....The most beautiful Island in the World! by TamerDubai
I bicycled around.
zenos_dog t1_j2f7wo0 wrote
Reply to TIL there are people in France who have actually done time in jail for stealing garden gnomes in the name of The Garden Gnome Liberation Front by Koivosto
In my youth, my buddies and I drove around town stealing gnomes off peoples lawns. We set them up in the living room and they watched the Super Bowl with us. A week later we returned them but couldn’t remember exactly which gnome lived at which house, so random.
zenos_dog t1_iy08x6m wrote
Reply to People who win the lottery make poor financial decisions because people who make good financial decisions don't buy lottery tickets. by DjHalk45
I buy one or two tickets when the jackpot is over $200 million. It’s good fun, I don’t break the bank, and in my state half goes to parks and open space.
zenos_dog t1_iujvt9i wrote
Reply to Do you plan on moving out of Springfield and/or out of Missouri in the next 12 months and where are you thinking? by EdBlake1986
Nice try real estate agent.
zenos_dog t1_ja1lj0l wrote
Reply to what's a duck's favorite snack? by hufflesnuff
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