Submitted by Dreadfirelit t3_1006cfj in AskReddit
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BE-tawhc t1_j2fsmi9 wrote
It's not my job/responsibility to put the toilet seat down for you
Jessrondicus t1_j2fsuci wrote
Free trade is better than protectionism.
hopelessdemon666 t1_j2fte4w wrote
Funfetti is the best boxed cake mix.
insignificant_ppl t1_j2ftwkl wrote
Hill Everest
BeltToAzzRecordzEnt t1_j2fu07r wrote
Trading AJ Brown to the Eagles is a day that will live in infamy
A_Being36 t1_j2fu2ws wrote
White chocolate is not chocolate
poison_heart96 t1_j2fuyio wrote
Birthdays are not public property.
I will celebrate my birthday with my family and close friends.
If I work with you it does not give you the right to throw a celebration.
I will not be surprised, guilted or forced to have lunch with the rest of you.
I will not wear a stupid sash, hat or any memorabilia.
If you want to throw a potluck you do not need an excuse, so leave me alone.
Jagid3 t1_j2fwjux wrote
It's cocoa butter! Put your butter on toast! False advertising!
I love chocolate that is chocolate. They should not lie about chocolate. It is too important. 😆 🍫 😋
Jagid3 t1_j2fwpsn wrote
Seriously, who can't be bothered to look where they are sticking their butt!
BE-tawhc t1_j2fwvgu wrote
The fact that some fall into the toilet is both hilarious, and also beyond me, I can't understand it
Jagid3 t1_j2fwx5b wrote
That most people are too stupid to care what's real or important in life.
Jagid3 t1_j2fx7og wrote
I always also close the lid before I flush. I don't need toilet mist on my face.
My wife does the same thing and it's never mattered at our house, but I even had someone complain about not having the lid up and seat down.
OMG, and they let these people out in public??
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