Submitted by GalacticShoestring t3_10qdpxx in AskReddit
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mr-random-ny t1_j6pex1v wrote
Fart in public
Fenix_Glo t1_j6phjrk wrote
Give no fvcks about other people’s opinions.
redheadalmostdead t1_j6pe70w wrote
Reminisce about the good old days, because we were there.
GreenEggPage t1_j6pfean wrote
As my (old) college professor was fond of saying, "the good old days - weren't."
redheadalmostdead t1_j6ph7vj wrote
That really is sort of true.
Jane-in-the-jungle t1_j6pevwn wrote
Senior discounts at restaurants
Polymorph49 t1_j6peyem wrote
Say things like "my great-grandson is coming over today and we are going fishing."
MaryMary8249 t1_j6pf61u wrote
Actually remember WWII
Cj_the_innovator t1_j6pdxwv wrote
Fall asleep mid convo
Maleficent_Scale_296 t1_j6pghxi wrote
Survive smallpox.
[deleted] t1_j6pijtc wrote
Flirt without ramifications. My 85 year old mom is proof! Haha
mengel6345 t1_j6phsig wrote
Live each day like it’s their last for real
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Potential_Dentist_90 t1_j6pf44b wrote
Receive Medicare
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specialchode t1_j6pgbge wrote
Unashamedly piss their pants…
It_is_Fries_No_Patat t1_j6pip0g wrote
You can do that at any age !
Try it!
gaedarwinn t1_j6pgiuo wrote
being old 🙌
No_Reindeer655 t1_j6pgxwr wrote
Other old people
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DeathSpiral321 t1_j6phfnk wrote
Flash their AARP discount card at young people while yelling "suck it, bitches!''
Senior-Mark5685 t1_j6pi4c6 wrote
Recall what things were like before younger people existed
It_is_Fries_No_Patat t1_j6pii84 wrote
Not working al day every day
razorbock t1_j6pdz8i wrote
remember the good ole days
8inchSalvattore t1_j6pdzvm wrote
Take their teeth out at night.
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IAmStraight33 t1_j6pek7l wrote
Brush their teeth while they suck on a hard boiled sweet
ITeechYoKidsArt t1_j6pgmu5 wrote
Shoplift and pretend to be senile. Also works for using out of date coupons and getting the discount for the buffet.
NavenKB t1_j6pdumf wrote
Die fast without anyone actually caring
Its_Me_Rae t1_j6pduwt wrote
Enjoy the senior discount.