My brain just said Oh Yeah in that Barry White voice.

I want that with a fried egg on it.

He doesn’t respect you. Let him go and bet he tries to come back. Whatever the case you can do better. You’re not a project you’re a person. This guy doesn’t want you he wants something he can show off. Objectification is a sleazy kind of relationship to have with anybody, much less the person you’d marry. He would most certainly trade you in for a newer model in a few years, or keep you around to get the groceries while he leases a new ride. Find somebody that wants to be with you as you are. Or let them find you. Either way let this fish go he stinks.

I fix that shit. And if I can’t then I can’t. Life’s going to continue either way and there’s always something that needs doing.

Did you see Dylan make these and have to make them too? I’m making a pudding cake tomorrow because of him.

The Uncanny Valley location.

I really like Hollywood Homicide for this reason. It’s arguably a stupid movie but seeing him being silly is just kind of great.

It’s got what plants crave.

It was a thing people did then. They wanted something to remember the dead relative with and frankly dead people were the only ones still enough to take a really good photo.

It’s the ones where live people are posing with their dead relatives that get me. Its bad enough taking pictures of dead people, but sitting there holding your dead baby is a whole other level of awful.

I heard about a guy that smiled in the picture, went completely insane.

Yeah the comparisons people are throwing around are kind of ridiculous. The guy sounds mostly harmless. I mean he’s most famous for a poem about his cat. Spoiler the cat ran away.

He was popular with the same kind of people maybe, but he wasn’t anything like Kinkaide. Kinkaide would have used his kids blood in the paintings if he thought he could sell more of his shit. He was a shameless huckster who used other people to do the work for him and made it abundantly clear he thought the people who bought his trash were morons who deserved to lose their money. There’s a segment from 60 Minutes with him and it’s very obvious what kind of guy he is even though they edited it down to make him look less of a turd.

Shoplift and pretend to be senile. Also works for using out of date coupons and getting the discount for the buffet.

Send it to him by registered mail so he has to sign for receiving it. That way you have proof you returned it and you don’t have to be in contact again until you’re ready. Best of luck!

One of the best SNL episodes. That was the one where we knew Chris Farley was going to be a star.

You Can tell By the way I Use my Walk I’m a Woman’s Man No Time to talk.

Cloverfield might scratch your itch, but it’s a very shaky camera so you might get motion sickness. I did.

Good thing they have plenty of people on hand to tackle the problem!

This is sarcasm.

Cezanne would be pleased.

That’ll make some stank.