In Swartzentruber Amish communities when you purchase a casket you get a matching rocker. So you buy it for life and for death
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Just store the coffin in the attic with a realistic plastic skeleton inside for the time between funerals?
Bring it out for Halloween and rent it out for other funerals too. I mean, this is funny...but why the fuck DON'T we do this? The buried expensive casket is a moronic idea.
Realistically, the funeral home ought to have a few of each of the fancy coffins they offer and all the customers share/reuse them, wash the liners between funerals, but I think that overly engages people's squeamishness about corpses.
That's a great idea. You can parade me in a nice coffin, and then have a release hatch on the bottom where my body falls down once it's level with the ground.
Kinda the same reason why diamonds are ridiculously priced even though they're actually very common in nature.
The funeral business is one that I believe is particularly predatory -- they prey on the emotional response of people at their most vulnerable state to upsell shit they can't afford, all under the guise that it's "showing your respect to the dead." Whether you feed your dearly departed dad to a pack of pigs or take out a loan to bury him in a fancy cemetery with a $30k mahogany casket, he is none the wiser.
Use it as decoration for Halloween and as a blanket/toy chest during the rest of the year.
"Why is the children's playroom decorated like a funeral parlor?"
"Ah you see, it's a dual use room, we store the toys in the coffin when we aren't mourning in there!"
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The Amish shun plastic. You need a real skeleton.
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