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ltethe t1_isrg5th wrote

I can predict the future too. Ask me what time it will be any time from now.

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__The__Anomaly__ t1_isri1jj wrote

Oh great Oracle. What time will it be at noon tomorrow?

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komark- t1_isro5kt wrote

THE TIME SHALL BE BOUT TREE FITTY

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oniony t1_isrs1bq wrote

I think you meant to write SELECT systimetamp FROM dual;

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[deleted] t1_isrmxx8 wrote

That is a false oracle, I am The Oracle, ask me the time.

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minnesota420 t1_isri9k2 wrote

What time will it be any time from now?

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ltethe t1_isrigif wrote

It will be then.

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Lankuri t1_isrk3wm wrote

journalistic integrity be DAMNED i need to write an ARTICLE about this

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ManOfTheMeeting t1_isrtvdr wrote

You just need to find a way to calculate 99% accuracy based on two sentences.

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