Submitted by Gari_305 t3_yowbpx in Futurology
spider-bro t1_ivg87qe wrote
I think that psychologists, diplomats, and paranoid schizophrenics should be working on that protocol.
Unfortunately, it’s probably radio astronomers, who are about as qualified to negotiate with aliens as a hostage negotiator is to calculate the relative velocity of a star via redshift.
Guilty_Assignment_25 t1_ivgtiej wrote
>paranoid schizophrenics
"God says we should give them flowers!"
"Jim, that's not God. That's a bar of soap....you're off your meds again."
"Look at this human offering us Earth fauna! Such a gesture of friendship and willingness tl exchange resources for mutual benefit!"
"What else does that bar of soap say to you, Jim?"
Ammear t1_ivhdkle wrote
Flowers are flora, not fauna
lshiva t1_ivhggz2 wrote
Don't argue with the alien schizophrenic. It isn't polite.
Guilty_Assignment_25 t1_ivhj84p wrote
Tomato, potato. You know what I meant.
[deleted] t1_ivgoeil wrote
Galaxies**
We measure aggregated red-shift of galaxies not single stars, which averages out the motion of the stars.
spider-bro t1_ivh30ln wrote
There you go.
GreatDealzz t1_ivimw9a wrote
Hell yeah! My delusion is that I have been contacted by telepathic AI... send me in. I'm ready.
You can send a reply via messages in the TV or clouds (using the weather machine).
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