Submitted by Gari_305 t3_yowbpx in Futurology
Guilty_Assignment_25 t1_ivgtiej wrote
Reply to comment by spider-bro in Scientists are working on an official 'alien contact protocol' for when ET phones Earth by Gari_305
>paranoid schizophrenics
"God says we should give them flowers!"
"Jim, that's not God. That's a bar of soap....you're off your meds again."
"Look at this human offering us Earth fauna! Such a gesture of friendship and willingness tl exchange resources for mutual benefit!"
"What else does that bar of soap say to you, Jim?"
Ammear t1_ivhdkle wrote
Flowers are flora, not fauna
lshiva t1_ivhggz2 wrote
Don't argue with the alien schizophrenic. It isn't polite.
Guilty_Assignment_25 t1_ivhj84p wrote
Tomato, potato. You know what I meant.
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